theinevitablezombieapocalypse:
You get these two items…
…to protest yourself from ten zombies crashing through your door right now.
What are your two items?
oh shit… a paper clip… and a piece of paper…
A water bottle… and a bag of truffles. Hmmmm….
Guitar, cigarette.
I can work with this.
um, laptop on my lap, cigarette. I am not going to damage my laptop in a zombie fight. hahaha.
(via blindlazarus)

